Beecher: If God is in me, he’s a tumor.

— “Oz” God’s Chillin’ (1997) - Memorable quotes

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fuckyeahtvshows:
Michael C. Hall and a Stained Glass Fail.

fuckyeahtvshows:

Michael C. Hall and a Stained Glass Fail.

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Persepolis 2.0  →

chiarabab:

Le vignette di Marjane Satrapi, ricomposte e con i testi modificati, riassumono ciò che è successo in Iran in questi giorni.

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Linda: Are you staring at my butt?Ted: No, your butt is in my staring place. So, technically it’s staring at me.
— Better Off Ted, 1x09

Linda: Are you staring at my butt?
Ted: No, your butt is in my staring place. So, technically it’s staring at me.

Better Off Ted, 1x09

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Who’s Iran and why am I hearing so much about his tweets?

— Kelly Kapoor

tolasudolsa:

chiarabab:

Edward Cullen meets Buffy.

“Are you afraid?”

“No… You know what i feel? Bored.”

www.rebelliouspixels.com/

questo è un film dopo il quale non avrei tentato di cavarmi gli occhi.

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replicant:

True Blood 2x02: Bill + Eric in the shop.
i can’t stop laughing.

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[…] Ma la grandezza della Chiesa è anche questa: riuscire a far finta che non ci sia stata la rivoluzione scientifica e continuare a rivendere la stessa paccottiglia marcia con uguale successo. Lo conferma il fatto che lo show del cadavere di Padre Pio ha fruttato circa 900.000 prenotazioni e che ieri, quando il papa fingeva di pregare davanti alla coratella in scatola del santo, c’erano 50.000 persone a plaudirlo.

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Lo spezzatino di pericardio di Padre Pio è dunque davvero miracoloso, almeno per il fatturato della Chiesa; chissà se pregandolo con sincerità non otterremo anche noi la nostra grazia: che queste pie genti la finiscano di tenerci zavorrati all’infanzia dell’umanità.

*don Zauker*

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ilikethepartwhere:

Dennis: Guys, I don’t know if I’m feeling this flyer idea.Charlie: Really?Mac: It’s perfect, dude. How else are three guys in their 20s supposed to make friends? There’s no system in place. A flyer does all the work.Dennis: All right, read back what we got so far, ‘cause I don’t…Mac: “What up! We’re 3 cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion.”Charlie: Sounds a little gay, right?Dennis: Yeah. It does sound gay.Charlie: You know what, write: “Nothing sexual.”Mac: Good. Okay, “We’re 3 cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in out party mansion. Nothing Sexual.”Charlie: And add “Fighters welcome”, ‘cause you know we want tough dudes and some big dudes.Dennis: I don’t want a bunch of tough guys wanting to fight me.Mac: No, it would be good to have extra protection.Charlie: Yeah, extra protection and…Dennis: Well, put “Fitness encouraged.”Charlie: Beautiful.Mac: That sounds confusing. I’ll put “Dudes in good shape.”Charlie: Oh, there you go. That solves it.Dennis: I like it. Okay, but we also need a guy who’s funny and fat. We need a funny fat guy ‘cause every crew has one.Charlie: Well, no, I’m the funny fat guy, so don’t worry about that.Mac: You’re not fat, dude.Dennis: You’re also not funny.Dennis: I want somebody who does observational humor…Charlie: That would be good. Observational humor is cool.Mac: I’m just gonna put “Nothing sexual” again just to reiterate.Dennis: Underline it.Charlie: Please. Be very clear with that.

ilikethepartwhere:

Dennis: Guys, I don’t know if I’m feeling this flyer idea.
Charlie: Really?
Mac: It’s perfect, dude. How else are three guys in their 20s supposed to make friends? There’s no system in place. A flyer does all the work.
Dennis: All right, read back what we got so far, ‘cause I don’t…
Mac: “What up! We’re 3 cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion.”
Charlie: Sounds a little gay, right?
Dennis: Yeah. It does sound gay.
Charlie: You know what, write: “Nothing sexual.”
Mac: Good. Okay, “We’re 3 cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in out party mansion. Nothing Sexual.”
Charlie: And add “Fighters welcome”, ‘cause you know we want tough dudes and some big dudes.
Dennis: I don’t want a bunch of tough guys wanting to fight me.
Mac: No, it would be good to have extra protection.
Charlie: Yeah, extra protection and…
Dennis: Well, put “Fitness encouraged.”
Charlie: Beautiful.
Mac: That sounds confusing. I’ll put “Dudes in good shape.”
Charlie: Oh, there you go. That solves it.
Dennis: I like it. Okay, but we also need a guy who’s funny and fat. We need a funny fat guy ‘cause every crew has one.
Charlie: Well, no, I’m the funny fat guy, so don’t worry about that.
Mac: You’re not fat, dude.
Dennis: You’re also not funny.
Dennis: I want somebody who does observational humor…
Charlie: That would be good. Observational humor is cool.
Mac: I’m just gonna put “Nothing sexual” again just to reiterate.
Dennis: Underline it.
Charlie: Please. Be very clear with that.

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AAHRRGHHH VERGOGNA RRRRAHHHH SICUREZZA EEHEAARGHH L’ENNESIMO STUPRO UHHGH E SONO STATI PURE DUE FINANZIERI OOOORRGHH HANNO ABUSATO DEL POTERE GGGRRRRAAAHHR CHI PENSA ALLE NOSTRE DON— Ah, ma era una prostituta. Romena, per giunta. Insomma, vanno anche capiti quei due. Sottopagati, lo stress, gli ormoni. Quella là poi mica era una Santa – poteva anche fare la badante, o starsene a casa sua. Ecco, io non sarei così duro. Italiani brava gente, dopotutto.

— Daunbailò - La Privata Repubblica

Da 1:50 in poi. Io al posto di Larry David. Mio padre al posto di Ben Stiller.

True story.